Boogers Are My Beat

By

Dave Barry

 

 In Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: the scientific search for the world's funniest joke (you can bet it includes the word "weasel"); RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot; outwitting "smart" kitchen appliances and service contracts; elections in Florida ("You can't spell Florida without 'duh'"); the Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating; the truth about the Dakotas, the Lone Ranger and feng shui; and the choice between death and taxes. And much, much more - including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about 9/11."

 

 

 

 

Humor for the Heart

By Shari MacDonald

The best-selling Humor for the Heart series has become a national favorite, and these humorous editions see the lighter side of the joys, challenges, and adventures of living in today's world. This series includes best-selling authors like Patsy Clairmont, Max Lucado, Barbara Johnson, Chonda Pierce, Marilyn Meberg, Martha Bolton, Mark Lowry, and many more. The humor in these hilarious books has the power to transform a down day into an optimistic adventure or an OK day into a celebration. These books are guaranteed to lift you above the mundane and give your heart a healthy dose of optimism and hope.

 

 

The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank

By Erma Bomback

 

 It's the expose to end all exposes--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.